Hello & Welcome to my Mental Pool

profoak:

kvncause:

when you surprise a bitch in spanish

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OH MY GOD



posted 10 months ago via yaesthetic · © with 69,538 notes

burgrs:

burgrs:

tell my…. mother i…. love h

arry styles





twofingertacotango:

things to say instead of fingering:

  • two finger taco tango
  • that’s it
  • that’s all you need



jewishsanta:

*snorts snow* I LOVE WINTER



modernmethadone:

i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week


internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

none of you are funny

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Exhibit A


thetowndrugdealer:

it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matters is if the glass contains vodka